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How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
Zombies like brains, right? So always make sure that you have a supply of brains on hand. Where do you get these brains? In French restaurants. These places always serve cerveaux d’agneau, or lamb’s...
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Pithy Poems About Food
The Bean Burrito Oh bean burrito, Oh bean burrito, You’re oh so neato. You need no meato. Dear reader, you can tell Today, I’m fond of doggerel. Just don’t put that meatel In this, my bean burritel....
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My Favorite Restaurants – Mother’s, New Orleans
New Orleans is chock full of superb dining establishments. However, my favorite one, the one I always go to whenever I have the good fortune to visit the Crescent City is Mother’s Restaurant. Mother’s...
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Recruiting Poster For Chefs
Become a restaurant chef! Become a home cook! People love good food. People love people cooking for them. Yes, we all go wild for good cooks. A fancy, homemade, gourmet meal will forever impress your...
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Your One-Stop Corridor
How many times has this happened to you? You’re at a student union and you want a place to pray quietly, but you’ve drunk too much coffee. You want a restroom close by. In fact, you want one right next...
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Archer Woman on Restaurant Behavior
Archer Woman doesn’t want want you to harass the servers. Archer Woman #3 Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my...
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We are Living In End Times
Let’s face it, calls for violence increase daily. Slogans urging murder and extermination even show up at your local breakfast restaurant. It happened here. In my home town. Today. Be afraid, be very...
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Happy Thanksgiving
I wish Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. I wish Happy Thanksgiving to those who might end up at odds with some of the family. I have been there. I wish Happy Thanksgiving to those who cannot be with all...
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Robert’s River Restaurant
Come dine at Robert’s River Restaurant, the only restaurant that travels to you! Next year, not so far away, it will be traveling down the Mississippi River. Check...
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Misread Sign
While, in fast-food restaurant, I misread the following sign: “Curly fries are friend magnets.” I really thought for an instant that the sentence went as below. “Curly fries are fried magnets.” So...
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